Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself  Husband  hey dear, I am logged in.
 Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
 Husband - hard disk full.
 Wife - have you brought the saree.
 Husband - Bad command or file name.
 Wife - but I told you about it in morning
 Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
 Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
 Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
 Wife - at least give me your credit card,
 i can do some shopping.
 Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
 Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
 Husband - data type mismatch.
 Wife - you are useless.
 Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this   morning?
 Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to  Reboot.
 Wife - what is the relation between you & your  Receptionist?
 Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
 Husband - unknown virus detected.
 Wife - do you love me or your computer?
 Husband - Too many parameters.
 Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
 Husband - program performed illegal operation, it
will  Close.
 Wife - I will leave you forever.
 Husband - close all programs and log out for another
 User.
 Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
 Husband - shut down the computer.
 Wife - I am going
 Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer